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Sep 3, 2004
HI ALL....WELCOM 2 LalaRulz!!!!!!!(GunBound)
(offically LalaRulz website)+(personal info)
ThanZ ever1 who has joined my Guild.
Guild Master: lalaboy123
Member(no.s): 15
Requirement: nth!!!!
RUlz: *Do nt scold vulgar language.
*Be friendly with 1 another.
*Win/lose as a team......
Hope tt all of u in my guild will stay UnItEd .....(try nt 2 leave)...^_^"""
just go 2===> www.gunbound.net
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WELCOM WELCOM!!!!!.....................2 my veri own webby...!!
Hope u will like my design.....(even though i don like)
PROFILE
Name: Lalaboy
Country: Singapore
Secondary School: Hua Yi Sec Yue Xiao
D.O.B 22/01/90
Account Gunbound+++>lalaboy123
Runescape+++>lala_boy123
Neopet+++++>wei_ge123
Favourite SPORTS
Non-Favourite ENGLISH
FRIENZ (Peng You) INFINIY!!!
E-mail wei_ge123@hotmail.com
FUN CORNER!!! (hope u enjoy)
TEACHER : Why are you late?
BALGOBIN : Because of the sign.
TEACHER : What sign?
BALGOBIN : The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."
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TEACHER : Balgobin, why are you doing your math sums on the floor?
BALGOBIN : You told me to do it without using tables!
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TEACHER : Balgobin, how do you spell "crocodile"?
BALGOBIN : "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"
TEACHER : No, that's wrong
BALGOBIN : Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!
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TEACHER : What is the chemical formula for water?
BALGOBIN : "HIJKLMNO! "!!
TEACHER : What are you talking about?
BALGOBIN : Yesterday you said it's H to O!
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TEACHER : Balgobin, go to the map and find North America.
BALGOBIN : Here it is!
TEACHER : Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?
CLASS : Balgobin!
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TEACHER : Balgobin, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
BALGOBIN : Me!
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TEACHER : Balgobin, why do you always get so dirty?
BALGOBIN : Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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BALGOBIN : Dad, can you write in the dark?
FATHER : I think so. What do you want me to write?
BALGOBIN : Your name on this report card.
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TEACHER : How can you prevent diseases caused by biting insects?
BALGOBIN : Don't bite any.
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TEACHER : Balgobin, give me a sentence starting with "I".
BALGOBIN : I is...
TEACHER : No, Balgobin. Always say, "I am."
BALGOBIN : All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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TEACHER : "Can anybody give an example of "COINCIDENCE?"
BALGOBIN : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time."
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TEACHER : "George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree,
but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish
him?"
BALGOBIN : "Because George still had the axe in his hand?"
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BALGOBIN : Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt?
FATHER : No. Why do you ask that?
BALGOBIN : Well, where did you get THIS mummy then?
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TEACHER : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green and one is blue with red spots!
BALGOBIN : Yes it's really strange. I've got another pair just like that
at home.
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TEACHER : Now, children, if I saw a man beating adonkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing?
BALGOBIN : Brotherly love?
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TEACHER : Now, Balgobin, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?
BALGOBIN : No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER : Balgobin, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Di! d you copy his?
BALGOBIN : No, teacher, it's the same dog!
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TEACHER : What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
BALGOBIN : A teacher
( 2 b continue.....) heaven complete
Posted at 05:13 am by lalaboy123
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hi all!!!!!!
hahhah
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